i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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