thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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