I think i sorta joined a cult last night
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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