She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
She announced her abortion via fbk
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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