So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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