I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
They found an open window, climbed through and proceeded to arrest half the party. These campus cops are like fucking ninjas.
porn star boner night. come get it.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize
