just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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