She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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