Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Randomize
