i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
Randomize
