I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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