yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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