It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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