I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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