Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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