yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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