just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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