Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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