No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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