then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Randomize
