I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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