I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
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