She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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