Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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