Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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