I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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