I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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