i just google imaged poop.
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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