So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
stop calling my apartment porn island.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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