in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
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