"it" just moved
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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