Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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