Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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