her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
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