I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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