i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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