Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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