That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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