Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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