I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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