Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Apparently the guard had to repeat "you're too drunk to get in" three times before I understood. I guess he was right.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
