How'd it feel making her break her religion?
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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