they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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