i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Randomize
