SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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