Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
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