he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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