Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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