He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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