I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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